Candide RETOLD (Part 2 - Shit gets increasingly MORE sour)
Myths RETOLD
Published at : 22 Nov 2020
Alright a couple disclaimers
cause i welcome your comments pointing out shit i missed
but there are a couple things i left out on purpose/know i forgot
one is I know "royal quarterings" are not actual quarters
but 72 quarters is improbable by any standard so blow me
and second i forgot to say how that old chick gets the plague
but whatever her life is shitty enough
anyway yeah in this one the old chick explains why she is half buttless
and then candide runs away and murders a bunch of dudes
and then they go get lost
and the whole time Cacambo is as LEGIT AS POSSIBLE
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